True story.
Because just my friend and her son, aged 2, were alone in the basement, she must have felt comfortable using the bathroom with the door open...sitting on the loo, doing
her business,
Of course, I just think she’s by
herself in the bathroom, and because the door is open, I figure she’s maybe
looking in the mirror or something, and
I have no idea there is any ‘business’ being conducted!
So I venture past the bathroom,
and as I’m coming close, I hear her saying “Would you like to wipe my bum?”
She’s obviously trying to distract her little guy so he doesn’t wander off, making
conversation with him, but I have no clue about this, so I reply “Ah, no thanks , I think I’ll pass on that.”
She howls in fright as she realizes I am privy to this conversation and
even worse, thinks I am the one being offered the service opportunity.
I have NEVER let her forget
this!!!!
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