These say it like it is...
Saturday, April 22, 2017
Sunday, February 26, 2017
I love the soft fluffy flakes as they fall, like the snow in a Disney movie.
I love the untouched plush carpet of white that blankets the ground.
I love the crunch of the snow underfoot.
I love the blue shadows cast by the trees and bushes.
I love the rooftops with their cotton wool coverings.
I love the fir trees shrouded in white.
Outdoors is like a Christmas card.
I also love pizza.
I love the mounds of cheese melting.
I love the bite of the peppers and mushrooms.
I love the crunch of the crust.
I love it all.
However, I don't want to eat pizza EVERY day for 6 months.
Okay, snow gods? You get the message, right?
Friday, February 24, 2017
Because just my friend and her son, aged 2, were alone in the basement, she must have felt comfortable using the bathroom with the door open...sitting on the loo, doing her business,
Of course, I just think she’s by herself in the bathroom, and because the door is open, I figure she’s maybe looking in the mirror or something, and I have no idea there is any ‘business’ being conducted!
So I venture past the bathroom, and as I’m coming close, I hear her saying “Would you like to wipe my bum?” She’s obviously trying to distract her little guy so he doesn’t wander off, making conversation with him, but I have no clue about this, so I reply “Ah, no thanks , I think I’ll pass on that.”
She howls in fright as she realizes I am privy to this conversation and even worse, thinks I am the one being offered the service opportunity.
I have NEVER let her forget this!!!!